Verse 1 I don't want to go home for Christmas this year. I don't want to see my family. I just want to stay at school for this winter break. I just want to stay at school with my best friend, Ron.
REFRAIN 1: Oh, oh, ohohoh we'll spend our Christmas playing Wizard Chess Oh, oh, ohohoh we'll play Wizard Chess this Christmas.
Verse 2: Ron's mom sent him a nice package of presents. She sent me a nice big sweater. I got a mysterious gift from my dead dad. It was an invisibility cloak, how rad.
REFRAIN 2: Oh, oh, ohohoh we'll spend our Christmas being invisible. Oh, oh, ohohoh we'll be invisible this Christmas.
REFRAIN 1: Oh, oh, ohohoh we'll spend our Christmas playing Wizard Chess. Oh, oh, ohohoh we'll play Wizard Chess this christmas. Oh, yeah.