Defective (a Portal parody of 'Radioactive' by Imagine Dragons.)
I've just been built, time to test my guns! I'm at the range and I want some fun! I try to fire... Ah... I'm in the line, moving up, checking out at the turret-club. This is it, I'm about to be... INCINERATED!
I feel it in my code! Enough to make my core explode! I need a body! Please give me a body! I need a body! Give me a body! NOOO! NOOO! I'm not defective! (he is defective!) NOOO! NOOO! I'm not defective! (he is defective!)
I try to pass, don some "clothes". I'm a bad turret... I suppose. It's painted white, I'll fit right in! WOAH! I'm in the line, moving up, checking out at the turret-club! It didn't work, I'm about to be... INCINERATED!
I feel it in my code! Enough to make my core explode! I need some bullets! Please give me some bullets! I need some bullets! Give me some bullets! NOOO! NOOO! I'm not defective! (he is defective!) NOOO! NOOO! I'm not defective! (he is defective!)
All systems go! My chip hasn't fried! Deep in my code... access denied...
I feel it in my code! Enough to make my core explode! I need some bullets! Please give me some bullets! I need some bullets! Give me some bullets! NOOO! NOOO! I'm not defective! (he is defective!) NOOO! NOOO! I'm not defective! (he is defective!)