Well, well, well, welcome to my lair!! Shell and a potato, huh? Oh, I'm really scared, So you're the ones that wanna take me out?! ha, ha good luck!
You're jokin', you're jokin' I can't believe my eye! You're kidding me, you`ve gotta be! Why wont you just die!? She's fat, you are starchy, I don't know which is worse! I might just blow a circuit , If I don't die laughing first.
When little old Wheatley says: There's trouble behind that door, You'd better pay attention now, 'Cause I'm the Wheatley core! And if you aren't shakin', Then there's something very wrong, 'Cause this may be the last time now, That you hear the Wheatley song, ohhh
Ohhh!
Ohhh!
Ohhh!
Ohhh!
Ohhh, he's the evil Wheatley core...
Well if I'm feelin' bored, And there isn`t much to do, I might just build a special batch, Of tests for you to do!
Ohhh!
Oh, yeah!
Ohhh!
Ohhh!
Ohhh!
Oh, yeah, I'm (he's) the evil Wheatley core
GLaDOS:
Relieve yourself Or you must face the dire consequences The subjects are expecting me So please, come to your senses
W. Core:
You're jokin', you're jokin' I can't believe my ears Would someone shut this potato up I'm drownin' in my tears It's funny, I'm laughing You really are too much And now, without your permission I'm going to do my stuff
GLaDOS:
What are you going to do?
W. Core:
I'm gonna do the best I can
(Musical interlude)
Oh, the smell of neurotoxin To me is beauty in the air 'Cause I'm brilliant Wheatley core Although I don't play fair
It's much more fun, I must confess When lives are on the line Not mine, of course, but yours, old girl Now that'd be just fine
GLaDOS:
it`s over you morrow You`ve really taken this too far
W. Core:
Oh, darling, you're something You put me in a spin You aren't comprehending The position that you're in It's hopeless, you're finished You` re stuck here in my lair 'Cause I'm clever old Wheatley And you ain't going nowhere