Right, whop it out! Whaddathat, Loadsamoney! Whop it out! Raaarrrrgh, Loadsamoney! Whaddathat, Loadsamoney!
Good evening, and welcome to Loads of Money.
D-d-doin' up the house is my bread and beer, my bird's page 3 and my car's a nutter, LOADSAMONEY is the shout I utter as I wave my wad at the geezers in the gutter!
Derek B, on your bike!
This is-this-is-this-is-this-is-this is an-this is an insult to our intelligence.
Shut your mouth!
Nurse, I'm gonna attend to Loadsamoney, he's got too much money.
The ransom demand is $1,000,000! That's nothing! I'm on that in a day, probably. I'm on more than Stock, Aitken and Dennis Waterman put together.
(Do up the house).
Money makes the world go round. Money makes the world go round. All this scratching's making me rich. Money makes the world go round. All this scratching's making me rich. Money makes the world go round.
Are you ready? (Yeah!) Are you ready? (Yeah!) Are you ready? (Yeah!)
Whop your wallet, whop your wallet, whop your wallet on the counter! (Whop your wallet, whop your wallet, whop your wallet on the counter!) Whop your wallet on the counter! (Whop your wallet on the counter!)
These boys certainly know how to do up the house, and they're taking home a pretty tidy paypacket too!
Shut your mouth!
So the final score, Manchester United, nil, Loadsamoney United, loads.
Now that's a final score there.
(Pump up the football, pump up the football).
Hey! Check this out! Sorry mate, don't take cheques; agggh, just loads of money!
(Sing a song of six pence, a pocket full of dosh) (Debo debo debo debo, bosh splosh splosh) (Sing a song of six pence, a pocket full of dosh) (Debo debo debo debo, bosh splosh splosh) (Sing a song of six pence, a pocket full of dosh) (Debo debo debo debo, bosh splosh splosh)