I gave Dagoth a hewing, stopping Dagon was a shoe-in Alduin's in ruins, I'm done, "by the nine!" But there's rumour of a game and though I know the name This one can't be the same for they say it's online
Back to Tamriel, it's been a while I'm excited, oh can't you tell? Back where heroes dwell, they've got every province, how I've missed you Vvardenfell
I'll go through the paces of trying all the races With sliders for faces and sliders for breasts I've picked from the classes, I'm joining the masses To whoop Daedric asses on a new kind of quest
Back to Tamriel, get high in Highrock, hammered in Hammerfell Loot to buy and sell, creatures to own, meet my pet mudcrab named Adele
The end's no nearer, now dawns a new era Kvatch to Caldera sees alliances clash We'll PVP trolls and reclaim our lost souls Abd then kick Molag's Balls, leave coldharbour as ash
I'm back to Tamriel and I'm coming up strong If you respect my scrolls then you'd better come along But Tamriel girl I've not been gone that long 'Cuz I never even left, which contradicts this whole song
Back to Tamriel, real life is dead to me, ring out that final bell Things here are just swell, thing I'll settle down, find myself an elf mademoiselle