There once was a boy named Harry Destined to be a star His parents were killed by Voldemort Who gave him a lightning scar
*Now Harry, you are wizard*
Harry goes to Hogwarts He meets Ron and Hermione McGonnagall requires he play for Gryffindor Draco is a daddy`s boy Quirrell becomes unemployed The Sorcerer`s Stone is destroyed by Dumbledore
Ron breaks his wand Now Ginny`s gone And Harry`s in mortal danger Tom Riddle hides his snake inside His ginormous secret chamber
Harry blows up Aunt Marge The dementors come and take charge Lupin is a wolf The rat`s a man And now the prisoner is at large They use time travel so they can Save the prizoner of Azkaban Who just so happens to be Harry`s Godfather I don`t really get it either
Harry gets put in the Triwizard Tournament With dragons and mermaids Oh no! Edward Cullen gets slayed! He`s back
Harry, Harry, it`s getting scary Voldemort`s back Now you`re a revolutionary Harry Dumbledore, Dumbledore, why is he ignoring your Constant attempts to contact him? He is forced to leave the school Umbridge arrives Draco`s a tool Kids break into the Ministry Sirius Black is dead as can be
Split your soul Seven parts of a whole They`re horcruxes It`s Dumbledore`s end
There once was a boy named Harry Who constantly conquered death But in one final duel between good and bad He may take his final breath