See I really couldn't sing I could never really sing
What I couldn't do was... ...Sing! I have trouble with a... ..Note. It goes all around my... ..Throat. It's a terrifying... ...Thing.
See, I really couldn't hear
Which not was lower or was... ...Higher If someone says, "Let's start a... ...Choir
Hey, when I begin to... ...Squeak. It's a cross between a... ...Shreik. And a quiver or a... ..Moan. It's a little like a... ...Croak. Or the record player... ...Broke. What its doesn't have is... ...Tone.
Oh I know you're thinking
What a crazy... ...Dingaling. But I really couldn't... ...Sing. I could never really... ...Sing. What I couldn't do was... ...Sing!
[Spoken] It really blows my mind he gets depressed
But what I lack in pitch I sure
Make up in... ...Power.
And all my friends say I am Perfect for the Shower.
Still, I'm terrific at a... ...Dance. Guys are comin' in their... ...Pants. I'm a birdie on the... ...Wing But when I begin to... ...Chirp. They say, "who's the little... ...Twerp ...Goin' 'pong' instead of... ...Ping.
And when Christmas comes and All my friends go... Caroling,
It is so dishearten... ...-Ning. It is so disquiet... ...-Ting. It is so discourag... ...-Ging Darling, please stop answer... ..-Ring!
See, I really couldn't... ...Sing. I could never really... ...Sing. What I couldn't do was...