Get crushed by a crusher Destroy vital apparatus Find a way into Android Hell Run too fast on a pool of Propulsion-Gel
Dumb ways to die! So many dumb ways to die! Dumb ways to die! So many dumb ways to die!
Play Hide'n'Seek with a turret Stand in front of an Energy Pellet Push your friend into toxic waste Shoot a portal straight into outer-space
Dumb ways to die! So many dumb ways to die! Dumb ways to die! So many dumb ways to die!
Rub your face on a Hard-Light Bridge Forget your boots and fall off the edge Suffocate in toxic gas Look at the operational end of the device
Dumb ways to die! So many dumb ways to die! Dumb ways to die! So many dumb ways to die!
Fall out of a test-chamber Get thrown down an incinerator Consume a lot of bouncy-goo "I wonder what's this red button do?"
Dumb ways to die! So many dumb ways to die! Dumb ways to die! So many dumb ways to die!
Donate one or more of your vital organs Fall into a pool of deadly toxins Go into cryo-sleep when there's no more power Get put into a potato and get eaten by a crow Stand around a platform heading towards fire Wait around for Half-Life 3!
They're the dumbest ways to die! Dumbest ways to die! Dumbest ways to die! So many dumb... So many dumb ways to die!