They call me Spunik Stan I view the Earth from a garbage can I'm in Earth's orbit It's a junk yard, man It's just a job
I'm the satellite junk man They call me Sputnik Stan Space-ways maintenance man I see a satellite about to fade Got to collect Weigh it in, and get paid
My name's Stan I've been commissioned By the alien Federation To collect all those junk Floating around in space So don't you go nicking it Cause it's all mine