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You got problems in your life of love You got a broken heart He's double-dealin' with your best friend That's when the teardrops start FELLA, well-uh Pick up the phone, I'm here alone Or make a social call Come right in, forget about him We'll have ourselves a ball, eh
You got a lady and you want her gone But you ain't got the guts She keeps naggin' at you night 'n' day Enough to drive you nuts Pick up the phone, leave her alone It's time you made a stand For a fee, I'm happy to be Your back door man, hey
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