Ashley: One, two, three and to the four If you love Glee come knock on my door Ain’t nothing but a glee thang baby Matt Morrison’s abs drive me crazy Tried to make him mine cops had to tase me Undeniable This ain’t gonna phase me It’s a shame there’s only one Matt Morrison Like the clone sheep Dolly I want more of him If Matt Morrison were boss I’d work for him for free Dropping all his calls like I’m AT&T Now I’m Alfred Hitchcock I’ll show up in your shot Six times been escorted off the studio lot Hot silly Mr. Morrison acting all aloof He’s got no idea I’m serving warm milk and roofies Cut off my wedding finger and sent it to matt He needs to put a ring on it and send it right back
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Heather: Well I’m peeping and I’m creepin’ and I’m creepin’ Brought my jane lynch doll By my side she be sleepin’ Now this tapwork was all we fantasize Of Snoop Dog doing jazz even he won’t survive Shit as I lay me tired eyes to the sleep I pray for Naya Rivera as my d o double g Then we get tats of the whole cast on my back I go then she go I’ll cage her like a monkey rat To add to my collection I collect some strands of naya’s weave to floss my teeth Just creep Her and me like birds and bees Shit I’m hooked like those phonics g l dizzle double e
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Riki Yo, I got Monteith on my left, Agron on my right And we’re gonna mesh it up all night In the library we do a musical number Then start a fight for no reason cause we feel so unencumbered We don’t st-st-stutter like we’re Jenna Ushkowitz When we drench you in the face with our slushie hits We start throwing all the books and causing total mayhem Make you lose your place cause we don’t give a damn. We do some sweet dance moves Don’t try to diss ’em cause we’re harder than the Dewey Decimal System We feel free-er than a credit report singing journey And we won’t stop believing till we put you in a gurney Yeah you’re trying to focus and you want us to go soon But we’re like Steven Seagal with a show tune If you try to stop us, from doing a reprieve I’ll tell you what you can do with your late fees
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