09 - Our Love Is God - Heathers- The Musical +LYRICS
J.D.
THEY MADE YOU CRY
BUT THAT WILL END TONIGHT
YOU ARE THE ONLY THING THAT’S RIGHT ABOUT THIS BROKEN WORLD
GO ON AND CRY
BUT WHEN THE MORNING COMES
WE’LL BURN IT DOWN AND THEN
WE’LL BUILD THE WORLD AGAIN…
OUR LOVE IS GOD.
Veronica
Are you okay?
J.D.
I WAS ALONE
I WAS A FROZEN LAKE
BUT THEN YOU MELTED ME AWAKE-
SEE, NOW I’M CRYING TOO
YOU’RE NOT ALONE
Veronica
YOU’RE NOT ALONE
J.D.
AND WHEN THE MORNING COMES
Veronica
WHEN THE MORNING COMES
J.D.
WE’LL BURN AWAY THAT TEAR
AND RAISE OUR CITY HERE
Veronica
RAISE OUR CITY HERE…
J.D./Veronica
OUR LOVE IS GOD.
(phone rings) Kurt: Y’ello!
Veronica: Hi, Kurt, it’s Veronica… How did you know that it was always a fantasy of mine to have two guys at once?
Kurt: Uh….lucky guess.
Veronica: Well, if you want it to come true, then meet me at the cemetery…at dawn. (hangs up phone; Ram and Kurt look at each other)
Kurt: Free pussy! Ram: And we don’t even have to buy it a pizza…
Kurt: Punch it in! Whaaat! (they laugh)
J.D.
WE CAN START AND FINISH WARS,
J.D./Veronica
WE’RE WHAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS.
WE’RE THE ASTEROID THAT’S OVERDUE.
THE DINOSAURS CHOKED ON THE DUST-
THEY DIED BECAUSE GOD SAID THEY MUST.
THE NEW WORLD NEEDED ROOM FOR ME AND YOU…
J.D.
I WORSHIP YOU.
I’D TRADE MY LIFE FOR YOURS.
THEY ALL WILL DISAPPEAR
WE’LL PLANT OUR GARDEN HERE… OUR LOVE IS GOD.
Veronica
OUR LOVE IS GOD.
J.D.
OUR LOVE IS GOD.
Veronica
OUR LOVE IS GOD.
(speaks) Whoa. Is that real?
J.D.
Yeah. But we’re filling it with Ich Luge bullets.
Veronica Ich Luge- what…?
J.D.
My granddad scored them in World War II. They contain this powerful tranquilizer. The Nazis used them to fake their own suicides when the Russians invaded Berlin. We will use them to knock Kurt and Ram out just long enough to make it look like a suicide pact- complete with a forged suicide note…
(Kurt and Ram appear in spotlight)
Kurt/J.D.: ”Ram and I died because we had to hide our gay forbidden love from a misapproving world…”
(spotlight goes out; music comes back up)
J.D.
AND WHEN THE MORNING COMES
THEY’LL BOTH BE LAUGHING-STOCKS,
J.D./Veronica
SO LET’S GO HUNT SOME JOCKS!…
(Scene changes to cemetery. J.D. hides as Ram and Kurt come on to meet Veronica.)
Kurt: Hah, uh, hi, Veronica…
Ram: So do we just like whip it out, or what?
Veronica: Oh, take it slow, Ram. Strip for me.
Ram: Heh, ok.
Kurt: Ok…
Ram: What about you?
Veronica: Well, I was hoping that you could rip my clothes off me, sport.
(beat)
Kurt: Yeah, we can do that.
Veronica: Count of three. One…
Kurt/Ram: Two…
J.D. (stepping out of hiding; he and Veronica aim their guns): Three!
(they both shoot; Veronica misses)
Kurt: Holy crap!! (runs)
J.D.: Stay there, I’ll get him. (following K) Kurt! KURT!
Kurt: YOU KILLED MY BEST FRIEND!!
Veronica: Ram? (goes over to him on the ground)
Kurt: Why are you chasing me?!
Veronica: You’re just unconscious, right, Ram?
Kurt: I was just kidding about the Bo Diddly thing!
Veronica: Ram!?
J.D. Get off the fence. Get off the damn fence!
Kurt: I don’t understand!!!
J.D.
WE CAN START AND FINISH WARS;
WE’RE WHAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS.
WE’RE THE ASTEROID THAT’S OVERDUE.
Kurt: Stop being a dick!
J.D.
THE DINOSAURS WILL TURN TO DUST- (Kurt: What does that mean?!)