Dad says act our age You heard the man, It’s time to rage
Blast the bass Turn out the lights Ain’t nobody home tonight
Drink, smoke, it’s all cool Let’s get naked in my pool Punch the wall and start a fight Ain’t nobody home tonight
His folks got a water bed Come upstairs and rest your head Let’s rub each other’s backs While watchin’ porn on Cinemax
Aaaaaaaah! The folks are gone It’s time for big fun Big fun! We’re up till dawn Havin’ some big fun Big fun!
When Mom and Dad forget To lock the liquor cabinet It’s big fun Big fun! Big fun!
Okay, Okay, Okay, So it’s salt, and then lime, and then shot. No, it’s salt, then sho— You’re doing it wrong! Wait, really? Cause I feel great! Veronica, you are lookin’ good tonight!
Woah A hot guy smiled at me Without a trace of mockery Everyone’s high a kite Ain’t nobody home tonight
Stoned, zoned, I should quit Hey, is that weed? I want a hit! Fill that joint and roll it tight Ain’t nobody home tonight
Dreams are comin’ true When people laugh But not at you I’m not alone I’m not afraid I feel like Bono at Live Aid
Aaaaaah! The house is ours It’s time for big fun Big fun! Let’s use the showers That sounds like big fun Big fun! Crack open one more case I think that’s what they call third base
Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! That actually looks like Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Woo!
Alright people, listen up! What is Westerberg gonna do to the Razorbacks at Sunday’s game? Gonna make ‘em go Wee! Wee! Wee! Wee!
Big fun! Big fun! Way to show maturity. Big fun! Big fun! Quit it, jack ass. Get off of me! Big fun! Big fun!
Yo, Ram, emergency. I just saw some freshmen sneaking over the pool fence. I hate freshman! Where are you little pricks? I’m comin’ for you!
Hey, are you okay? I didn’t need your help. Awwww! Thanks, Heather, but I don’t really have to vomit right now.
The party’s hot, hot, hot! It’s time for big fun Big fun!
You need a Jello shot Were havin’ big fun Big fun!
Martha Dumptruck in the flesh, Here comes the cootie squad! You should— Shut up, Heather! Sorry, Heather. Look who’s with her. Oh my god!
Where the hell are those freshmen? Hi, Ram. Uh, I wasn’t gonna come. But since you took the time to write that sweet note— What note? Why do you gotta be so weird all the time? People wouldn’t hate you so much if you acted normal. There’s no alcohol in here! Are you trying to poison me?
The folks are gone It’s time for big fun Big fun! We’re up till dawn Havin’ some big fun Big fun!
So let the speakers blow They’ll buy another stereo Our folks got no clue ‘Bout all the shit their children do Why are they surprised whenever we’re unsupervised?
It’s big fun Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Big fun!