Heathers The Musical - Big Fun | Текст песни

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• Heathers The Musical
• Big Fun

Dad says act our age
You heard the man,
It’s time to rage

Blast the bass
Turn out the lights
Ain’t nobody home tonight

Drink, smoke, it’s all cool
Let’s get naked in my pool
Punch the wall and start a fight
Ain’t nobody home tonight

His folks got a water bed
Come upstairs and rest your head
Let’s rub each other’s backs
While watchin’ porn on Cinemax

Aaaaaaaah!
The folks are gone
It’s time for big fun
Big fun!
We’re up till dawn
Havin’ some big fun
Big fun!

When Mom and Dad forget
To lock the liquor cabinet
It’s big fun
Big fun!
Big fun!

Okay, Okay, Okay,
So it’s salt, and then lime, and then shot.
No, it’s salt, then sho—
You’re doing it wrong!
Wait, really?
Cause I feel great!
Veronica, you are lookin’ good tonight!

Woah
A hot guy smiled at me
Without a trace of mockery
Everyone’s high a kite
Ain’t nobody home tonight

Stoned, zoned, I should quit
Hey, is that weed?
I want a hit!
Fill that joint and roll it tight
Ain’t nobody home tonight

Dreams are comin’ true
When people laugh
But not at you
I’m not alone
I’m not afraid
I feel like Bono at Live Aid

Aaaaaah!
The house is ours
It’s time for big fun
Big fun!
Let’s use the showers
That sounds like big fun
Big fun!
Crack open one more case
I think that’s what they call third base

Big fun!
Big fun!
Big fun!
That actually looks like
Big fun!
Big fun!
Big fun!
Woo!

Alright people, listen up!
What is Westerberg gonna do
to the Razorbacks at Sunday’s game?
Gonna make ‘em go
Wee! Wee!
Wee! Wee!

Big fun!
Big fun!
Way to show maturity.
Big fun!
Big fun!
Quit it, jack ass.
Get off of me!
Big fun!
Big fun!

Yo, Ram, emergency.
I just saw some freshmen sneaking over the pool fence.
I hate freshman!
Where are you little pricks?
I’m comin’ for you!

Hey, are you okay?
I didn’t need your help.
Awwww! Thanks, Heather,
but I don’t really have to vomit right now.

The party’s hot, hot, hot!
It’s time for big fun
Big fun!

You need a Jello shot
Were havin’ big fun
Big fun!

Martha Dumptruck in the flesh,
Here comes the cootie squad!
You should—
Shut up, Heather!
Sorry, Heather.
Look who’s with her.
Oh my god!

Dang, dang, diggity-dang-a-dang
Dang, dang, diggity-dang-a-dang!

I can’t believe you actually came.
It’s exciting, right?
Oh, I wanna say hello to Ram.
I brought sparkling cider!

Showing up here took some guts
Time to rip ‘em out
Well who’s this pig remind you of?
Especially the snout!

Dang, dang, diggity-dang-a-dang
Dang, dang, diggity-dang-a-dang

Where the hell are those freshmen?
Hi, Ram. Uh, I wasn’t gonna come.
But since you took the time to write that sweet note—
What note?
Why do you gotta be so weird all the time?
People wouldn’t hate you so much
if you acted normal.
There’s no alcohol in here!
Are you trying to poison me?

Dang, dang, diggity-dang-a-dang
Dang, dang, diggity-dang-a-dang
Dang, dang, diggity-dang-a-dang
Diggity-dang-a-dang!

The folks are gone
It’s time for big fun
Big fun!
We’re up till dawn
Havin’ some big fun
Big fun!

So let the speakers blow
They’ll buy another stereo
Our folks got no clue
‘Bout all the shit their children do
Why are they surprised whenever we’re unsupervised?

It’s big fun
Big fun!
Big fun!
Big fun!
Big fun!
Big fun!