J.D.: They made you cry But that will end tonight You are the only thing that's right about this broken world
Go on and cry But when the morning comes We'll burn it down and then, We'll build the world again. Our love is God.
(Spoken) Are you ok?
J.D.: (Sung) I was alone I was a frozen lake But then you melted me awake See, now I'm crying too You're not alone
You're not alone
J.D.: And when the morning comes
When the morning comes
J.D.: We'll burn away that tear And raise our city here
Raise our city here
J.D. AND VERONICA: Our love is God.
(Spoken) Yeah-lo?
Hi, Kurt, it's Veronica. How did you guys know it was a fantasy of mine to have two guys at once?
Wow... lucky guess?
If you want it to come true, meet me at the cemetery. At dawn.
Free pussy!
And we don't even have to buy it a pizza!
J.D.: (Sung) We can start and finish wars,
J.D. & VERONICA: We're what killed the dinosaurs. We're the asteroid that's overdue. The dinosaurs choked on the dust, They died because God said they must. The new world needed room For me and you.
J.D.: I worship you. I'd trade my life for yours. They all will disappear We'll plant our garden here Our love is God.
J.D. & VERONICA: Our love is God.
(Spoken) Whoa. Is that real?
J.D.: Yeah, but we're filling it with "Ich Luge" bullets.
Ich Luge...? What?
J.D.: My grandad scored them in World War II. They contain a powerful tranquilizer. The Nazis used them to fake their own suicides when the Russians invaded Berlin. We will use them to knock out Ram and Kurt long enough to make it look like a suicide pact. Complete with a forged suicide note.
KURT & RAM: 'Ram and I died because we had to hide our gay forbidden love from a disapproving world.'
J.D.: (Sung) And when the morning comes, They'll both be laughing stocks
J.D. & VERONICA: So let's go hunt some jocks!
(Spoken) Hi, Veronica.
Uh... So do we just whip it out or what?
Take it slow, Ram. Strip for me.
What about you?
I was hoping you'd rip my clothes off me, sport. Count of three.
One... two...
J.D.: Three.
Aaaugh! Holy crap!
J.D.: Stay there. I'll get him!
Ram? You're just unconscious, right? Ram? Ram!
J.D.: Ger off the fence! Get off the damn fence!
I don't understand!
J.D.: (Sung) We can start and finish wars. We're what killed the dinosaurs. We're the asteroid that's overdue.
(Spoken) Stop being a dick!
J.D.: (Sung) The dinosaurs will turn to dust.
(Spoken) What does that mean?!
J.D.: (Sung) They'll die because we say they must.
(Spoken) What the fuck have you done?!
J.D.: (Sung) I worship you. I'd trade my life for yours. We'll make them disappear. We'll plant our garden here.