These days everybody wants to be a DJ Let me just tell you who My Mother wants to be a DJ My Father wants to be a DJ My Sister wants to be a DJ My Aunt wants to be a DJ My Cousin wants to be a DJ My best friend wants to be a DJ My Girlfriend wants to be a DJ My cat wants to be a DJ My goldfish wants to be a DJ My Neighbor wants to be a DJ The Postman wants to be a DJ The Teacher wants to be a DJ
I just wanna be a drummer
The Bus Driver wants to be a DJ The Wed Nerd wants to be a DJ The Bum wants to be a DJ The Pimp wants to be a DJ My Gucci Bag wants to be a DJ The President wants to be a DJ The Queen wants to be a DJ The King wants to be a DJ The Priest wants to be a DJ Jesus wants to be a DJ The Trees wants to be a DJ The Ground wants to be a DJ The Sheep wants to be a DJ The Dogs want to be DJ's The Stars wants to be DJ's The Moon wants to be a DJ The Sun wants to be a DJ My Foot wants to be a DJ My Ears wants to be a DJ My Mind wants to be a DJ My Hands wants to be a DJ My Head wants to be a DJ My Dick wants to be a DJ