- Medic! Standing near the point does nothing! Hrsh, is there a point to your lives? Healing leaves little time for the hurting. Was ist los? The heavy is a spy! Left left! Incoming! My skill is wasted on this team! Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!
- Listen to me baby (nom nom nom) You are no match for me (nom nom nom nom) I am Heavy Weapons Guy (nom nom nom) Did you think you could beat me? (nom nom nom) Not big surprise. Hah! Sandvich and meeeeeee Going to beeeat your aaaassss Cry some more, ahahaaa! You mean nothing now. Your luck has run out.
Now is time to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun I'm only going to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun Is full time job to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun Is very good to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
Nom nom nom, nom, nom x2
I am very happy (nom nom nom) Medic, you are giant! (Danke, camarade!) Get behind me, doctor! (nom nom nom) We'll have good times! (nom nom nom) Ppppppoot dispenser here!
What siiick maaaan Sends baaaaabies to fight me? I feel alive! (hahaa!) You are great doctor. (Danke!) I love this doctor!
And now I'm going to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun I just love to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun Is full time job to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun It feels so good to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
- Hahahahaaaa! Turn your head and cough! Auf wiedersehen! Dumkopf! Eins, zwei, ahh... Losing is verboten! Burrito! Gesundheit! Doctor-assisted homicide! Can you feel the schadenfreude? Hello Frauleins!
- What, you cannot beat me baby, You are not so good as you think. What, medic make me strong The burning you feel? It is me. What, I have plan for you You cannot hide from my love for you! What, I am very gay. Come sing with me!
I am going to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun I'm only going to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun Is full time job to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun Is very good to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun Come on!
And now I'm going to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun I just love to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun Is full time job to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun It feels so good to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
Faggot! What was that? I am going to kill you! Oh, Soldier. Don't be a homophobe. Negatory. That heavy is a faggot! What the hell is wrong with you? Soldier! You are dead! TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH NEVER. Make me TOUCH YOUR GUN