It started on the real world A hot tub full of hot girls Grindin' every frat boy and freak
Line up all the idols Who paint on phony smiles Tryin' to ride the fast track for free
Whose the biggest loser? I'll bust the biggest boozer Bigger ratings for MTV
All the soul survivors Still stranded on the island Lyin' through their teeth for money
[Chorus] So everybody dance, and everybody sing If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star Yeah we can swing it CHA-CHING! When you take off all your clothes When you strike a playboy pose If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star Then you gotta bring it CHA-CHING!
Everybody stop and stare Kardashian's ass is everywhere If you missed it, watch TMZ
Pretendin' to be lesbians And Tila's payinl all of them While Flavor Flave is gets fucked up for free
Guess whose livin real large It's mini me, the porn star Google it, i'll think you'll agree
And all the hotties on the hills Just gettin' rich and makinl deals While you and I are watchin' TV
[Chorus] So everybody dance, and everybody sing If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star Yeah we can swing it CHA-CHING! When you take off all your clothes When you strike a playboy pose If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star Then you gotta bring it CHA-CHING!
The All American Dream Is gettin' 15 for free
The All American Dream is so skin deep
It started on the real world A hot tup full of hot girls Grindin' every frat boy and freak
[Chorus x2] So everybody dance, and everybody sing If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star Yeah we can swing it CHA-CHING! When you take off all your clothes When you strike a playboy pose If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star Then you gotta bring it CHA-CHING!
So hurry, turn it on, turn it on, get your 15 minutes 15's almost gone, turn it on, turn it on (CHA-CHING!) So hurry, turn it on, turn it on, get your 15 minutes 15's almost gone, turn it on, turn it on (CHA-CHING!)