The Fake Andrews Sisters: Who's that guy with the lab coat on? Doofenshmirtz: I wonder who. The Fake Andrews Sisters: Who's that guy with the vacant expression? Doofenshmirtz: I'll never tell. The Fake Andrews Sisters: It's not a conclusion that it's so forgone. Doofenshmirtz: Okay, it's me, And me, And me, And also me! Over there, that's me, too.
The Fake Andrews Sisters: Who's that guy with the jutting jaw? Doofenshmirtz: Yeah, baby! The Fake Andrews Sisters: Who's that guy with the receding forehead? Doofenshmirtz: Hey! The Fake Andrews Sisters: Who's that guy living outside of the law? Doofenshmirtz: Oh, that's me, And me, And me, And also me!
Get out of my way, 'Cause anyone can see, I'm about to settle down for some serious me-time! The Fake Andrews Sisters: If you painted his picture, It would have to be a mural. Doofenshmirtz: 'Cause I'm tellin' you now, I've never been so plural! Doofenshmirtz and the Fake Andrews Sisters: Look outside, you're bound to see Doofenshmirtz: An army of me! The Fake Andrews Sisters: An army of him. Doofenshmirtz: An army of me! I'm ubiquitous, really, I'm everywhere! An army of me! The Fake Andrews Sisters: An army of him. Doofenshmirtz: A whole army of me! Doof zombie: Ah-dah, doo'n dah'n dah wow!