Mrs. Lovett Seems an awful waste... Such a nice, plump frame Wot's 'is name has... Had... Has Nor it can't be traced... Bus'ness needs a lift, Debts to be erased... Think of it as thrift, As a gift, If you get my drift
Seems an awful waste... I mean, with the price of meat What it is, When you get it, If you get it...
Sweeney Todd AH!
Mrs Lovett Good, you got it!
Take, for instance, Mrs. Mooney and her pie shop! Bus'ness never better using only pussycats and toast! Now a pussy's good for maybe six or seven at the most! And I'm sure they can't compare as far as taste!
[Simultaneously]
Sweeney Todd Mrs. Lovett, what a charming notion
Mrs. Lovett Well, it does seem a waste...
Sweeney Todd Eminently practical And yet appropriate as always!
Mrs. Lovett It's an idea...
Sweeney Todd Mrs. Lovett, how I've lived Without you all these years, I'll never know! How delectable! Also undetectable!
Mrs. Lovett Think about it! Lots of other gentlemen'll Soon be comin' for a shave, Won't they? Think of All them Pies!
Sweeney Todd How choice! How Rare! For what's the sound of the world out there?
Mrs. Lovett What, Mr. Todd? What, Mr. Todd? What is that sound?
Sweeney Todd Those crunching noises pervading the air!
Mrs. Lovett Yes, Mr. Todd! Yes, Mr. Todd! Yes, all around!
Sweeney Todd It's man devouring man, my dear!
BOTH: And [ Mrs. Lovett: Then] who are we to deny it in here?
Sweeney Todd (spoken) These are desperate times, Mrs. Lovett, and desperate measures are called for!
Mrs. Lovett Here we are, now! Hot out of the oven!
Sweeney Todd What is that?
LOVETT: It's priest. Have a little priest.
Sweeney Todd Is it really good?
Mrs. Lovett Sir, it's too good, at least! Then again, they don't commit sins of the flesh, So it's pretty fresh.
Sweeney Todd Awful lot of fat.
Mrs Lovett Only where it sat.
Sweeney Todd Haven't you got poet, or something like that?
Mrs. Lovett No, y'see, the trouble with poet is 'Ow do you know it's deceased? Try the priest! Lawyer's rather nice.
Sweeney Todd If it's for a price.
Mrs. Lovett Order something else, though, to follow, Since no one should swallow it twice!
Sweeney Todd Anything that's lean.
Mrs. Lovett Well, then, if you're British and loyal, You might enjoy Royal Marine! Anyway, it's clean. Though of course, it tastes of wherever it's been!