Somebody ordered too many drinks last night Somebody reckoned dancing on the bar’s all right Somebody woke up next to someone else, thinking Some people thought about killing off themselves
Oh, Lord! Forgive me them Saturday nights They’ll make you do things you’ll regret for the rest of your life And Lord! Forbid them glimmering Saturday lights And tell me I am not me on Saturday nights
Who was that girl who shouted “This one’s on me!” Who was that girl who dropped her drink on a celebrity Who was that girl who fell asleep under a tree, singing Who was that girl, I know for sure it wasn’t me
Somebody promised she would stay in the next week Somebody dropped out of the house just to take a peak and Somebody reckoned well just one drink that’ll do Somebody’s evil twin said: well, let’s make it two