Once they killed his monster when it went into a trap Now he's making better ones on a higher step
[Bridge:] On a warm summer day the doctor went away To a place where he could make it real His assistant's hips were nice So he cloned her once or twice Now his hips are aching what a deal
[Chorus:] Dr. Stein grows funny creatures Lets them run into the night They become [1] great rock musicians [2] great politicians [3] a great possession [4] a great oppression
Sometimes when he's feeling bored He's calling it a day He's got his computers and they do it their own way
[Bridge:] They mix some DNA, some skina and a certain spray You can watch it on a laser screen And the fellow's blue and grey Or sometimes pink and green Just check it out on Halloween
[Chorus:] Dr. Stein grows funny creatures. . .
[Bridge:] One night he cloned himself Put his brother on a shelf But when he fell asleep that night It crept up from behind and thought "well never mind" Took a syringe and blew out his life