Here is a song for all you Ubists Fat & loathsome, Rich Unscrupulous, horrible, ghastly to be with.
Ye Gods! What a bashing! You'll get what you deserve.
We have ways, Messieurs the Rich.
Hit 'em! Go on hitting 'em!
Ah, what a delight it will be to see our sweet friends again, Our dear friends, Smiling, cheerful & well fed.
Look! Look at their hats shining, What high rents they're demanding. Come On, Forward March – We can Do with you, Phynancial Gentlemen. (Strike up the Phynancial song!)
Long Live Pere UBU, Our Great Phynancier Tang Tang Tang Tang Tang Tang Tang Tang Tang Ta Tang!