Once upon a time a million years ago I was drinking on a plane I asked the pilot “What do all these buttons do?”
He said I don’t know I don’t fucking know
Then on some stupid beach I wanted rum and coke I’d barely only spoke She said “What goes in that?” I said I don’t know
Please don’t think I’m being beastly It’s only just my memory betrays me Then:
I ended up in jail Cigarettes for sale Toiletries and drugs Tobacco by the plug Head to toe in blue And every time a screw Asked me what I’d done My reply was one of