INTRO: ladies and ladies, we've pitched a tent in the middle of a field for your entertainment strip right down and step right up! join the carnal carnival!
CHORUS: step right up, step right up wonders of the world and the not so plausible look what we've got, under the big top all taking part in the carnal carnival nothing's wrong with a little curiosity indulge yourself in your own private fantasy the fun house of mirrors tend to exaggerate our plans for you are quite elaborate you bought yourself a ticket so in you go now you're part of the show!
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I'm sure you could tell by your stroll down the midway nothing 'round here gets done only halfway the not so bearded lady and the giant clam a 3 ring circus but a one night stand get all your kicks while you can The greatest production on land!