So what would Twilight Sparkle do, If she was here today? I'm sure she'd cast a spell or two That what'd Twilight Sparkle do
When Twilight was in Ponyville, fighting Nightmare Moon She saved us from eternal night and it was made into a cartoon When Twilight Sparkle met Discord she turned him into stone 'Cause Twilight Sparkle doesn't take shit from anypony
No, Twilight, these books are incredibly boring, don't read those!
I've never seen a mare read so many boring books (x9)
Twilight Sparkle was born somewhere in Canterlot To become the Princess's student she always studied a lot You have got to make some friends, Twilight Sparkle hears So 'round up all you bronies, and tell them to have no fears
Say come over here, everybody, you know friendship is magic So I will become friends with you 'Cause that's what'd Twilight Sparkle do That's what'd Twilight Sparkle do!