I'm the greatest pirate you'll find on the map Even though My computer's an old pile of crap
I'm the master of turrets and of trebuchets I eat twinkies and ramen for breakfast each day
Yes the lassies and the damsels all call out my name When I play World of Warcraft I take them on raids
I've tendinitis, my wrists are in pain I've high scores in every tower defense game ------ I kept the hill from the lot of my foes I defended my treasure, I've reason to boast
My mother was yelling "It's time for your bed" but I won, I won, at Pirate Defense ------ I'm rich as a king, I've got coffers of Gold but my dad gives me cash so I'll leave him alone
I sail by myself, my best mate is my blade My friends are in college, I'm the only one that stayed. ------ I kept the hill from the lot of my foes I defended my treasure, I've reason to boast
My mother was yelling "It's time for your bed" but I won, I won, at Pirate Defense ------ ------ I kept the hill from the lot of my foes I defended my treasure, I've reason to boast
My mother was yelling "It's time for your bed" but I won, I won, at Pirate Defense
I won, I won, at Pirate Defense I won, I won, at Pirate Defense!!!!!!