Herry - I Am Shit | Текст песни

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• I Am Shit

Intro

Shhhhhhhittt… (3 times)

Verse 1
I’ll never fight for women’s hearts like it did Christopher Reeve
I never tried to suck itself like it does Manson Merlin (Rrraaaaa)
I never feel like I get caught in the crap, I get out clean.
I keep it real (Ha-ha)
Again, I’m stickin’ it in.
I’ll never be buzzed, cause I’ll never do drugs (I’ll never do drugs)
Until I finish the verse and go back to the chorus (back to the chorus)
I’m crazy as SHHHIT, like watchin’ with brother some porn while he’s suckin’ it,
Like fightin’ with teacher ‘bout dressin’ a uniform (Fuck you, bitch!)
One day I went to school wearin’ just underpants,
Who woulda thought she ended up layin’ in the ambulance (Yeeeu, yeeeu.)
Who coulda guessed my mum’d been stressed ‘bout my pusher friends,
I used to drink with mummy, dude, now we’re smokin’ plants
Ehhh,ehh,ehhhhh, I was fucked in a store,
Now stick it out, bitch, yeah, I’m really tired and I’m bored, (Oops)
I’m assured about doin’ shit and some crime
Ask Herry: what is that bitch feelin’ this time
Chorus
I feel like I don’t even give a damn ‘bout bein’ of shitty boy,
You might hear me outta your stereo screamin’
I feel and look like a bomb that made up of shit, I keep streamin’ my flow
To feminist women ‘cause I’ma part of their dreamin’
I’m one of that 20 millions white rappers, fuckin’ backstabbers,
Who feel itself like the makers, so (but) look at 16-year-old kid,
He doesn’t mind to say that his rhymes are daffy, he’s yellin’:
“I’m shit, yeah, I’m fuckin’ shit!”

Verse 2
I’m gettin’ sparked like a petard got stuck in your ass (AAAAAHHHHH!!!)
I make a dash, aint gonna follow fashion, aint gonna splash
I’ll eat away that Simpson Ashlee, but what’s goin’ next? (What?)
Your guess is ashed, I’ll make a hash from Kim Kardashian’s ass! (Getcha, getcha!)
I mess around like that boy CHRIS-CHRIS(Kiss-Kiss) Brown (*kissin’*)
Make a rhyme per hour, shittin’ in a bathroom, before havin’ a shower, (Shhhh)
I’m a little clown now, I’m a funny shitty rainbow in this clouded up
rap world where no one can find a power
To spit about really X-rated things
I speak about Michel Brown’s agency of high-paid jings
You know, Obama’s mom was sweetie on some nuddy pics,
My weenie’s getting’ upside down when I see ‘em, freaks.
And has your girl ever seen Ashtony Kutcher? (I’m macho.)
I spit these words much faster than he ever could catch her! (Suck it)
I’m fuckin’ preachy, but I never follow my lectures,
I’m lookin’ for kids who is about to get matured, I betcha.

Verse 3
Hey! I’m afraid of gettin’ to the next grade!
I don’t know anything except words “fuck” and “masturbate”
I’m far away from that excellent pupil you wait from me,
I’m more stupid than Spelling Tori on her territory
But this is my story, I spit what I talk and talk what I see,
I usually wash the used rubber in a washin’ machine,
And my cum ain’t goin’, I’m getting’ my zipper zipped(Ziiiip) to hide my useless peter,
considered as the smallest one of the week.
I really need to smoke Cannabis, and then
I wanna go up in a Canada’s prison,
But I’m as so crazy as they ain’t gonna give me a visa!
Ok, I’ll marry my Canadian girlfriend, her name is, ehh, Lisa?
Kate? Ah, maybe Kim? Or it is Alice?
Oh, fuck this shit, I’m gonna marry and who cares!
Yo, fuck this shit again, cause I’m fuckin’ goin’ to the hell,
What the shit I am if I can’t remember her name, well

Outro

Ha-ha!
I was so afraid to rhyme it.
I don’t give a damn, if you give a damn of who you are.
Welcome Mr. Don’t-Give-A-Damn-If-He-Does-Not-Wipe-His-Ass.
Ye, shit is comin’ out.
Herry.
2010.
And put this muthafuckin’ fly outta the studio!
Ha-ha!

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