Rats — we're rats — We're funny and forlorn; We live in sewers, love in sewers, And our hearts are torn; We laugh, we cry, We sing in harmony; I love her — but I love him — And darn it, he loves me! Ohhh...Rats Rats Rats Rats Rats!
Rats
Nibble, nibble, nibble, nibble, Underneath the grimy street; What a dreary kibble life is; What a bitter dish, defeat; The rodent's life is pain, Impotent and inane — There's only one thing worse than Cats; Rats — we're rats — We're maudlin and repressed; We live in sewers, love in sewers, That's why we're depressed! And oh, the pain, We need to share with you, And in three hours, You're gonna feel it too! Ohhh...Rats — Rats, Rats, Rats!