I don't care if you don't like my hair Because I know it's amazing And I don't give a damn if you don't like my tan Because I know it's amazing And I don't give two hoots if you don't like my boots Because I know they're amazing And I don't give a shit if you don't like my tits Because I know they're amazing
I don't give a crap if you don't like my hat Because I know it's amazing And I don't give a poops if you don't like my hoops Because I know they're amazing I don't care if you're in my underwear Because it all feels amazing And I don't give a fuck if you think I suck Because I know I'm amazing
I don't give a hurl if you say you like girls Because I know that you're gayzing And I don't give a bung if you say that you're hung Because you're probably praising And I don't give a fart if you say that you're smart Because you're boring and lazing And I don't like dicks 'cause I like chicks And you know that's amazing