A long time ago in a land far away lived the pineapple princess, Tiki She was sweet as a peach, in a pineapple way, But so sad she hardly speaky
Still, If you want to listen well, You’ll hear her secret wish.
Aloha, everybody, my name is Tiki!
I long to free a truly remarkable fish, My sweet prince.
Humuhumunukunukuapua’a, Makihiki malahini-who Humuhumunukunukuapua’a, Ooh. Hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu
(Ryan, the fog!)
She dreams of a boy, who is under a spell That has left him all wet and scaly.
I sing from my heart of the power of love, Just a girl with a ukulele.
Come to me, my sweet one, and be still I’ll grasp your tail and stroke each tender grill My sweet prince.
Humuhumunukunukua’Pua’A, Makihiki malahini-who Humuhumunukunukua’Pua’A, Ooh. Hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu
The clouds turned grey, and the big sky cried, And the ocean had a fit.
(Ryan, where is my ocean!?)
Then the wind went whoosh, and thunder cracked, And mighty mount Fufu spit.
Mighty Mount Fufu spit!
T-T-T-Tiki T-Tiki Wanna speaky, speaky, speaky with the mighty spirit Fufu T-T-T-Tiki T-Tiki Wanna speaky, speaky, speaky So words I will not mince.
Wanna speaky, speaky, speaky So words I will not mince. Please make a man of my fresh fish prince
I’m Prince Humuhumunukunukuapua’a makahiki malahini who (With me!) Humuhumunukunukua’Pua’A, Ooh Hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu Everybody!
Humuhumunukunukua’Pua’A, Makihiki malahini-who Humuhumunukunukua’Pua’A, Ooh. Hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu Wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu Wakawakawakaniki pu…pu… pu! Ahh…