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[SHERLOCK]
Hey, John, can we go crime solving?

[CHORUS]
What, what, what, what… [many times]
Bada, badada, badada, bada…[x9]
I’m gonna solve a case
Only got John Watson as my partner
I – I – I’m hunting, looking for a come-up
This is bloody awesome

[SHERLOCK]
Nah, walk up to the scene like, “What up? I got a big coat!”
I’m so pumped about murders, I’m Sherlock
Dirt on the ring, she must have been naughty
Lestrade be like

[LESTRADE]
“Damn! That’s a cold dead body!”

[SHERLOCK]
Rollin’ with a suitcase too, solved it like a piece of cake
Dressed in all pink, the killer made a big mistake
Draped in a white sheet, John sittin’ next to me
Probably should’a washed this…

[JOHN]
“You wearing any pants?”

[SHERLOCK]
“No.”

(Ding)

But s****, I didn’t wanna get dressed!
Typin’ it, bloggin’ it, Watson givin’ me some compliments
Examinin’ those sneakers someone else’s been walkin’ in
Body in the mortuary, I’m whipping’ and floggin’ it
The name is Sherlock Homes Address 221B Baker Street
I am gonna take the fall, I am gonna take the fall,
No for real – stay where you are –
Goodbye John…

[JOHN]
“Sherlock!”

[SHERLOCK]
Lazy silk robe and no house slippers
9 millimeter hand gun that I found diggin’
He had a pair of glasses, I stole his pair of glasses
I stole some eyeliner, then I drew a mustache
Hello, hello, my ace man, my Mello
John ain’t happy ‘bout my resurrection, hell no
I could take some Pro Wings, search them good, Bingo
Moriarty be like

[MORIARTY]
“Aw, he solved the Velcros…”

[CHORUS x2]
I’m gonna solve a case
Only got John Watson as my partner
I – I – I’m hunting, looking for a come-up This is bloody awesome

[SHERLOCK]
Whatcha know about rockin’ some curls on your noggin?
What you knowin’ about wearin’ a deerstalker?
I’m digging, I’m digging,
I’m searching for pink luggage
One man’s trash, that’s another man’s come up
There’s the woman who’s seductive
she’s naked and defrocked
Stole her phone, the code was SHERLOCKED

I’m at the flat, you can find me at (Baker Street)
Any, any client, I’m accepting at (Baker Street)

Your hubby, your aunty, your grandpa, your bunny
I took The Bloody Guardsman Case, second-hand, solved it in my Mind Palace
The Hollow Client that was solved in my Mind Palace
Serial Killers, Oh its Christmas in my Mind Palace
They be like

[MYCROFT]
“Oh, my brother’s a psychopath.”

[SHERLOCK]
I’m like, “Yo – a high functioning sociopath.”
Limited edition, let’s do some simple deduction
The Van Buren Supernova – that painting is a fake, b****

[JOHN]
Damn!

[SHERLOCK]
I call that getting swindled and tricked

[JOHN]
Damn!

[SHERLOCK]
I call that the science of deduction
That club was hella dough
But searching for a clue while intoxicated in this room is a hella don’t
Think hard, let’s play a game – a game of murder
Tryin to wake me from my drugs and you hella won’t
Man you hella won’t

[JOHN]
“Sherlock…cluin’ for looks…yeah!”

[CHORUS]
I’m gonna solve a case
Only got John Watson as my partner
I – I – I’m hunting, looking for a come-up
This is bloody awesome

[BRIDGE]
You know the game is on
I look incredible
I’m in this big ass coat
From that Flat 221B
You know the game is on

[JOHN]
“Damn right!”

[BRIDGE]
I look incredible

[JOHN]
“Ah, come on man!”

[BRIDGE]
I’m in this big ass coat

[JOHN]
“Big ass coat!”

[BRIDGE]
From that flat 221B

[JOHN]
“Let’s go!”

[CHORUS x3]
I’m gonna solve a case
Only got John Watson as my partner
I – I – I’m hunting, looking for a come-up
This is bloody awesome

[MORIARTY]
“Miss me?”

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