This just in, Connecticut rapper Chris Webby Webster was finally caught by local authorities earlier this evening. He is reportedly being brought up on a number of assault and battery charges for the instrumentals that he hospitalized early this year. He was found in his parents attic where he lives. HaHa! What a f*ckin' loser! More details to come ... back to you at the weather Lisa.
I'm a beast on the mic When I speak, when I write Speak to the sight, OZ and a pike I don't give a f*ck that my jeans so tight, Don't worry bout me go live your life Just too nice, rock it I'll No auto tune, just lots of skill Crazy so says Dr. Phil Rollin up and pop a pill Do what I do And I rep for the 2 to the 0 to the 3 I got it dude Never hold back with the words I spew Through my mouth aimed right at you Through and through I'm that You don't wanna try that Can't see me like ya own eyelash Snap on em like a Venus fly trap I'm back, best in the burbs Kill the track with the excellent words That I got in my brain, when I drop it insane Top of the game, live and learn Always drop the hottest Cause you know that Webby got it Bein' dope isn't a question It's a f*ckin' pinky promise I'm crazy, nothin' but straight jackets in my closet Roofy in myself with Zachary Galifianakis Courtesy of lyricshall.com Higher than a rocket orbiting the rings of Jupiter I'm the psychopathic illegitimate son of Lucifer
When brought in for questioning Webster was found have eight bags of cocaine, 27 ecstasy pills, three ounces of marijuana, 2 illegal pet tiger cubs, four ninja turtle action figures and a kidnapped Cambodian prostitute. His bail has been set at $2,000,000 dollars and he... oh wait... this just in. Chris Webby has escaped?! Oh Jesus, oh god, lock your f*ckin' doors people. Oh, f*ck!
I'm back Kill anything that I go and do Come at me once and you're dead In the afterlife you'll be 0 and 2 It's fantasy to imagine me in a sober mood Winning's what I chose to do And I did and now it's game over dude I'm the next white boy just to let you know I grab a hold of the beat and I never let it go That's why they buyin' a ticket to come to Webby's show So grab a Tampax, I got a heavy flow Do what I does, always buzzed Then say that I don't do drugs Never been a day that I gave a f*ck So shut your mouth and tape it up Rollin in with vitamins, Vicodin, liquid nitrogen So much f*ckin' weed that I'll prolly forget my lines again Uhh, f*ck, what was I getting at I've lost my mind I'm surprised I still have my head attached I get my razor in hand and you know I shred a track So spread the mother f*ckin' word b*tch Webby's back.