Chorus: Creating terror with government purges, Acting out all of his monstrous urges, Big Brother plots that would make Orwell blush, Stalin: These are the things that sure give me a rush! Chorus: Spying on Lenin and murdering Trotsky, Vexing the West with his Communist plotsky, Turning your dreams into scary nightmares, Stalin: That is the way I forget all my cares! Chorus: When the Germans head for Moscow, and the weather's vile, Stalin: I simply look on as they all freeze to death, And that really makes me smile! Chorus: Feasting like Ivan while serfs live on rations, Conquering dozens of satellite nations, Stalin: Starting my own personality cult, Doing away with those who might revolt. Chorus: Sending your critics to rot in Siberia, That's how you get populations to fear ya, Building a wall down the streets of Berlin, Stalin: That kind of thing makes me flash quite a grin! Chorus: If the people call for freedom or democracy, Stalin: I simply bump off everybody until, There's nobody left...but...me!