If you got Jack in your cup, go raise it up (Go raise it up, go raise it up) If you ain't got enough, go fill it up (Go fill it up, go fill it up)
[Chorus: Danny] I'm gonna chase this whiskey with Patron I wanna girl in my lap and a Jägerbomb I'm comin' in hot, ya heard me And Imma make it rain on the girl who serves me I drink a fifth of vodka til it's gone And if it feels so good then it can't be wrong I'm comin' in hot, ya heard me We keep takin' shots, and if not, you nerdy
[Verse 1: Charlie Scene] We only leave a pre-party to go party some more I'm already shitfaced before I walk in the door This girl's rubbin' on my leg, I never met her before And now she's makin' her way onto my gentleman's sword
It might be the drugs talkin' or the shots of Patron But these bitches look like models and they're ready to bone I take 'em back to my parents house and we'll be home alone Slap some chicks and have em yellin like Macaulay Culkin
She's tearin' it up, yeah she's dancin' her ass off This girl's like a Mac the way she's ridin' my laptop I'm tryin' to get my rocks off so don't try to cockblock I'll grab my sawed-off and blow your cock off
You know we drink so much, we gettin' drunk for weeks We drink so much Goose, we turnin' into geese Me and my crew flap a V through VIP These bitches play my skin flute like they're Kenny G
[Chorus: Danny] I'm gonna chase this whiskey with Patron I wanna girl in my lap with a Jagerbomb I'm comin' in hot, ya heard me And Imma make it rain on the girl who serves me I drink a fifth of vodka til it's gone And if it feels so good then it can't be wrong I'm comin' in hot, ya heard me We keep takin' shots, and if not, you nerdy
If you got Jack in your cup, go raise it up If you ain't got enough, go fill it up If you had too much, go throw it up And If you ain't got shit, throw ya hands up
[Verse 2: Funnyman] Yo, I roll up drunk, Imma raise hell Fuck all the haters Packin' a fat glass of Jager
[Charlie Scene:] And I'm drinkin' Makers Don't need a chaser
[Funnyman:] Grab the party favors Save those for later I'm a team player Takin shots like the Lakers
[Charlie Scene:] Check out the Gators Yes, I'm a gangster And I got my ice on my neck then a glacier
[Funnyman:] Now it's time to blazer Who's got the paper? I heard there's an afterparty up at John Mayer's
[Charlie Scene:] Hope it's a kegger Nope, but it's catered 'Bout to squeeze buns like a baker
[Funnyman:] Girl, you're in danger Hung like a hanger And I'm bout to black out like I'm Darth Vader
[Charlie Scene:] So grab my lightsaber And savor the flavor Yeah you know these bitches love seamen like a sailor
[Chorus: Danny] I'm gonna chase this whiskey with Patron I wanna girl in my lap with a Jagerbomb I'm comin' in hot, ya heard me And Imma make it rain on the girl who serves me I drink a fifth of vodka til it's gone And if it feels so good it can't be wrong I'm comin' in hot, ya heard me We keep takin' shots, and if not, you nerdy
[2x:] If you got Jack in your cup, go raise it up If you ain't got enough, go fill it up If you had too much, go throw it up And If you ain't got shit, throw ya hands up
I'm gonna chase this whiskey with Patron I wanna girl in my lap with a Jagerbomb I'm comin' in hot, ya heard me And Imma make it rain on the girl who serves me I drink a fifth of vodka til it's gone And if it feels so good it can't be wrong I'm comin' in hot, ya heard me We keep takin' shots,