(Funny man) Six pack in hand Stage dive to the pit Hustle the ladies Got gorilla tactics I'm creepin through the show And I'm scanning for hoes Girls got a bag of slippers Wanna do the no no Yeah I'm back to the bus It's the end of the night Yeah back to the bus And get out of my life Cuz I got people to see Hoes as freaky as me I roll into the after party with my boy Charles P (Sup Funny!) Picked up a few friends Now I'm dippin with bitches Slapped the bitch to my right I said click it or ticket Girl feeling my ride Now she's getting suspicious This a brand new Miata As I'm Hittin Them Switches I ride behind Charlie As he's poppin a wheelie I finally made it to the party Now he's coppin a feely See Da Kurlzz out front doing tricks on his Heely's (oh no) Now I'm gonna get down yelling somebody beer me
So chug this beer with me Get drunk with Charlie Scene Sense this urgency Cause I ain't tryna get drunk alone So smoke this joint with me Get high off Funny's weed Sense this urgency Cause I ain't tryna get high alone
(Charlie Scene) I roll up to the party in my Honda Funny followed me in his Mazda Miata Damn what a balla Top down what a primadonna The spinners that he bought are straight outta auto zone for 30 dollas Money we have nada Lets go inside i'll folla They didn't let us in So we hopped a wall but I dropped ya Thats when I lost ya I didn't try to call ya I ran into a crowd of Celebrity's and Papa razzi and they shot up Pictures of me and Dennis Hoppa Now I needa docta Yo little John your Crunk juice and Vodka Is turning me into a monsta One more shot and imma gon-ah (Funnyman- But Charlie's (???) (???) Stick your dick in the salsa) I don't want no drama I'd rather have my anaconda Deep throated by Piranhas
So take these pills with me Got'em from J-D-O-G Sense this urgency Cause I don't wanna get high alone So take this Ecstasy They must be J-3-T's Sense this urgency Cause I ain't trya get down alone
(Talking) Ay who's going to the rave tonight huh? ay we'll see the girls there it'll be rave poppin ah oralle fool hey who wants to get pussy?
So chug this beer with me Get drink with Charlie Scene Sense this urgency Cause I ain't tryna get drunk alone So smoke this joint with me Get high off Funny's weed Sense this urgency Cause I ain't tryna get high alone (I got the fuckin' munchies bitch!) (I'm paranoid as a motherfucker right now!)