Big black Caddy with some bitches and roughnecks Still ain't rich, rolling blunts with my paychecks Hit the stop, switch it, bust it out on the bowflex Staring at me funny cause I'm making her real wet Slow with the champagne, let me see you guzzle up Go and act a fool, girl, let me see you spark it up Trying to get some and she's sucking on my zig-zag Now I need to step back, laughing at my wise cracks, hit my funny bone, yeah Man, I'm feeling off-top Hoes in the hot tub Trying to make my pulse stop Still yelling \"fuck cops\" Looking for ménage à trois So I can bring my ding-a-ling Never let my chain hang Never let my chain, hey Apple bottoms, crop tops White bitches, bloodshot Love it when they smoke pot Made it to the next spot Hold it up on my block Rolling on that moon rock Make the party non-stop Got some bottles, shot, shot
Guzzle, guzzle Yeah I want to smoke a spliff, spliff Guzzle, guzzle Yeah, everybody take a hit Guzzle, guzzle Yeah, I want to smoke a spliff, spliff Guzzle, guzzle Yeah, everybody wanna take a hit Take a hit Take a hit Take a hit Take a hit Take a hit
[J-Dog:] Goddamn, you look thirsty, you're smoking on my trees Old shoes, Dirty Pigeons, hold while you twerk me But I love it, had a couple, now I'm buzzing We ain't fucking but it's up for discussion Um, you wanna fuck with the Mary Jane? Look, we're dating, pick my brain Pantyhose and make it rain Jumbos, we just do our thing Strippers need a place to stay They can call up Doctor Strange Call up Doctor Strange Call up Doctor Strange, Strange Get back to the basics Two drunk chicks on my dick so let's face it I like to party and I do it every day Put your cups up if you feel the same way
[Funny Man:] Guzzle, guzzle Yeah I want to smoke a spliff, spliff Guzzle, guzzle Yeah, everybody take a hit Guzzle, guzzle Yeah, I want to smoke a spliff, spliff Guzzle, guzzle Yeah, everybody wanna take a hit Take a hit Take a hit Take a hit Take a hit Take a hit
[Danny:] Cadillac, straight tip, I'm on fire Smoke signals coming from the indo Scraping off white wall tires Ain't got wings, just Johnny out the window
[Danny and Funny Man:] Cadillac, straight tip, I'm on fire Smoke signals coming from the indo Scraping off white wall tires Ain't got wings, just Johnny out the window
[Funny Man:] Guzzle, guzzle Yeah I want to smoke a spliff, spliff Guzzle, guzzle Yeah, everybody take a hit Guzzle, guzzle Yeah, I want to smoke a spliff, spliff Guzzle, guzzle Yeah, everybody wanna take a hit Take a hit Take a hit Take a hit Take a hit Take a hit