[Funnyman] Six pack in hands Stage dive to the pit Hustle the ladies Got gorilla tacticts I'm creepin through the show When I'm scanning for hoes Girls got a bag of slippers Wanna do the no no Get back to the bus It's the end of the night Get back to the bus And get out of my life Cuz I got people to see Hoes as freaky as me I roll it to the after party with my boy Charles P Picked up a few friends Now I'm dippin with bitches Socked the bitch to my right I said click it or ticket Girl feeling my ride Now she's getting suspicious This a brand new Miata As I'm Hittin Them Switches I ride behind Charlie As he's poppin a wheelie I finally made it to the party Now he's coppin a feely See Da Kurlzz out front doing tricks on his Heely's Now I'm finna get down yelling somebody beer me
So chug this beer with me Get drunk with Charlie Scene Sense this urgency Cause I ain't tryna get drunk alone So smoke this joint with me Get high off Funny's weed Sense this urgency Cause I ain't tryna get high alone
[Charlie Scene] I roll up to the party in my Honda Funny followed me is his Madza Miata Damn what a balla Top down what a primadonna The spinners that he bought (straight outta someones home for 30 dollas) Money we have nadda Lets go inside i'll folla They didn't let us in So we hopped a wall but I dropped ya That's when I lost ya I didn't try ta call ya I ran into a crowd of Celebrities and Papa-- razzi and they shot a Pictures of me and Dennis Harper Now I needa doctor Yo little John-ya Crunk juice and Vodka Is turning me into a monster One more shot and imma gon-ah [Funnyman] But Charlie's hit on sonya Stick your dick in the salsa I don't want no drama I'd rather have my anaconda Deep throated by Piranas
So take these pills with me Got'em from J-D-O-G Sense this urgency Cause I don't wanna get high alone So take this Ecstasy They must be J3T's Sense this urgency Cause I ain't trya get down alone
[Funnyman Talking...]
So chug this beer with me Get drunk with Charlie Scene Sense this urgency Cause I ain't tryna get drunk alone So smoke this joint with me Get high off Funny's weed Sense this urgency Cause I ain't tryna get high alone