One girl was called Jean Marie Another little girl, Felicity Another little girl was Sally Joy The other was me, and I'm a boy
My name is Alice and I'm a headcase They practice making up on my face I feel lucky if I get pants to wear Spend ages taking curlers out of my hair I'm a boy, I'm a boy But my ma'am won't admit it I'm a boy, I'm a boy If I say I am I get it
I wanna play baseball on the green Ride my bike across the street Cut myself and see my blood Wanna come home all covered in mud
My name is Alice and I'm a headcase They practice making up on my face I feel lucky if I get pants to wear Spend ages taking curlers out of my hair
I'm a boy, I'm a boy But my ma'am won't admit it I'm a boy, I'm a boy If I say I am I get it
I'm a boy, I'm a boy But my ma'am won't admit it I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy I'm... a... boy... I'm... a... boy... I'm... a... boy