1. In our stinky little town There is a funny guy He failed to be a rock-n-roll king However he had tried He has a monster-like look But feeling very low He wants to have the longest hair But he is going bold.
Chorus: Rat, rat, rat, rat rich juicy rat Rat, rat, rat, rat with stupid head! Rat, rat, rat, rat you buy the all Rat, rat, rat, rat you kill rock-n-roll!
2. He has a lot of ladies, Not being in his youth Never touching anyone His innocence to loose He has a bass guitar It cost him very much He never ever played it Not making single scratch!
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3. He has the biggest car But feeling very low, The answer's very simple- The car just won't go! He's living for his stomach It is his only friend! His friend grows bigger and bigger, The story has no end!!!