o come all ye scallywvags, sing along wvith me, (for) wve are the royal trolls, the terrors of the sea! wve pillage and plunder, and wve never compromise, wve'll sail these raging wvaters 'till wve take our glorious prize!
wve run from no enemy and wve can feel no pain. all of the lowver bloods wvill quake under our reign! wve build metal death machines to do just wvhat wve cravwe, to pummel all the land-lovwers until they're in the gravwe!
masters of the tide, (the) stars shall be our guide. if you're not a royal blood, you'd better run and hide!
confiscate the crowvn, swving the ship around, take a swvig of faygo just to wvash the wvhiskey dowvn.
*Instrumental Break*
our bravwe and fearless leader is... eridan! wvhat a hopeless romantic... from matesprit to kismesis, his feelings are frantic! his poor broken heart has been shattered on the floor, but he'll nevwer stop until he can havwe her for "shore!"
come all ye scallywvags, sing along wvith me, wve are the royal trolls, the terrors of the sea! wve pillage and plunder, 'cause wve knowv wve'vwe got the nervwe, wve'll rule these stormy wvaters and wve'll take wvhat wve deservwe!
masters of the tide, (the) stars shall be our guide. if you're not a royal blood, you'd better run and hide!
confiscate the crowvn, swving the ship around, take a swvig of faygo just to wvash the wvhiskey dowvn.
yar har, anchors awvay! soon wve'll be coming to ruin your day, just resign to your fate. soon you'll be made into gl'bgolyb bait.