Mr. Hussie, thanks for coming to your webcomic review. No problem. So, you’re the creator of Homestuck, is that right? Absolutely. I’m the Huss. Okay, so take us through your usual updates in Homestuck. Well, the first thing I do is…
WRITE CRAZY PLOTS Like a Huss! TROLL MY FANS Like a Huss! MEET DEADLINES Like a Huss! KILL OFF JOHN Like a Huss! EDIT STAR TREK Like a Huss! BUY BAD PAINTINGS Like a Huss! INCITE SHIPPING WARS Like a Huss! BUY LOTS OF TINY DICE Like a Huss! KILL OF JOHN AGAIN Like a Huss! GET A FORMSPRING Like a Huss! DELETE MY FORMSPRING Like a Huss! GET A TUMBLR Like a Huss! CRY DEEPLY Like a Huss! CAT ON MY SHOULDER Like a Huss! EAT A TOMBLERONE Like a Huss! DODGE QUESTIONS Like a Huss! FOLLOW BETTY CROCKER Like a Huss! AND LITTLE DEBBIE TOO Like a Huss! BREACK THE FOURTH WALL Like a Huss! LOOK AT FANART Like a Huss! BUY A GUN Like a Huss! IN MY MOUTH Like a Huss! Fuck it, I don't even care. BE APATHETIC Like a Huss! GET THAT TIGER Like a Huss! BUST A MOVE Like a Huss! PAINT MYSELF GREY Like a Huss! BLITZ MY CHAKRAS Like a Huss! MAKE OUT WITH RUFIO Like a Huss! 413 Like a Huss! TYPE RECAPS Like a Huss! OLLIE OUTY Like a Huss! RUIN CONVENTIONS Like a Huss! DESTROY NEWGROUNDS Like a Huss! BUILD ROBOT Like a Huss! WRECK YOUR THEORIES Like a Huss! KILL OF EVERYONE Like a Huss! CRASH INTO THE SUN Like a Huss! NOW I'M DEAD Like a Huss!
Uh-huh. So, that’s an average update for you, then? No doubt. You kill off all of the characters and die. Hell yeah. And I think at one point, you said something about making out with Rufio? Nope! Actually, I’m pretty sure you did. Nah, that ain’t me. Okay, well, this has been eye-opening for me. I’m the Huss. Yeah, I know. I got that. You said it about four-hundred times. I’m the Huss. Yeah, yeah, I got it! I’m the Huss. No, I heard you, bye. LIKE A HUSS!