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Mr. Hussie, thanks for coming to your webcomic review.
No problem.
So, you’re the creator of Homestuck, is that right?
Absolutely. I’m the Huss.
Okay, so take us through your usual updates in Homestuck.
Well, the first thing I do is…

WRITE CRAZY PLOTS
Like a Huss!
TROLL MY FANS
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MEET DEADLINES
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KILL OFF JOHN
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EDIT STAR TREK
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BUY BAD PAINTINGS
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INCITE SHIPPING WARS
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BUY LOTS OF TINY DICE
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KILL OF JOHN AGAIN
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GET A FORMSPRING
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DELETE MY FORMSPRING
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GET A TUMBLR
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CRY DEEPLY
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CAT ON MY SHOULDER
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EAT A TOMBLERONE
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DODGE QUESTIONS
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FOLLOW BETTY CROCKER
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AND LITTLE DEBBIE TOO
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BREACK THE FOURTH WALL
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LOOK AT FANART
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BUY A GUN
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IN MY MOUTH
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Fuck it, I don't even care.
BE APATHETIC
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GET THAT TIGER
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BUST A MOVE
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PAINT MYSELF GREY
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BLITZ MY CHAKRAS
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MAKE OUT WITH RUFIO
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413
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TYPE RECAPS
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OLLIE OUTY
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RUIN CONVENTIONS
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DESTROY NEWGROUNDS
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BUILD ROBOT
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WRECK YOUR THEORIES
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KILL OF EVERYONE
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CRASH INTO THE SUN
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NOW I'M DEAD
Like a Huss!

Uh-huh. So, that’s an average update for you, then?
No doubt.
You kill off all of the characters and die.
Hell yeah.
And I think at one point, you said something about making out with Rufio?
Nope!
Actually, I’m pretty sure you did.
Nah, that ain’t me.
Okay, well, this has been eye-opening for me.
I’m the Huss.
Yeah, I know. I got that. You said it about four-hundred times.
I’m the Huss.
Yeah, yeah, I got it!
I’m the Huss.
No, I heard you, bye.
LIKE A HUSS!