Гуру ПесенHomestuck - MitunaLatula | Текст песни
(Mituna stubs toe)
Mituna: Ow! Stupid fucking chests every-goddamn-where. Who the fuck even thought they were a good idea. Even I know they’re dumb. I wonder what’s in this chest.
(Mituna opens chest)
Mituna: Oh, hell yes. Fucking score! All of Lautla’s sex toys. Shit, she has a lot of them. My bitch’s a freaaaaaaaaaaaaak! Heheheheheheheh.
Mituna: Huh. She’s not around and now I’m even more horny as hell. Her stuff’s here though. Mi casa es su casa and shit, right? Yeah, if I can play with her junk I can play with her junk. Its pretty much a package deal or something.
Mituna: Fuckin’ how do you even turn this stupid thing ON GODDAMN- stupid piece of nooknosing shit-
(vibrator noises)
Mituna: HA!
(Mituna moaning)
Mituna: Turn up, come onnnnn!
(vibrator changes pitch)
Mituna: FFFFFFFFFFFFFuck!
(Mituna moans to climax)
***Double Your Fun***
(buzzing sounds)
Mituna: Godamn that was awesome! No wonder ‘Tula has so many of these things! But I’m still horny and she’s still not here and the second time’s a charm…
(Mituna moaning)
(door opens)
Mituna: Fffffffffffffffffffuck!
Latula: Mituna! Is that MY vibrator you’re playing with?
Mituna: Maybe?
Latula: You wouldn’t use my toothbrush, why would you use my vibrator?
Mituna: Sorry. UGH, How do you turn this fucking stupid thing off?
Latula: Oh, no you don’t! You don’t get to quit until you reach the finish line, badboy.
Mituna: Hehehe! Look at you all fresh and happy to see me even when I’m doneing something stupid.
Latula: It’s only ‘cause I’m crazy in love with you. Now, stop with the talking and get with the moaning.
(vibrator sounds)
(Mituna moaning)
(second vibrator on a different note)
Latula: Two’s your favorite number, right sugarskates?
Mituna: Fuck yes!
(Mituna moans to climax)
Latula: Damn that was hot. But you don’t get to play with my toys ever again-
Mituna: Okay.
Latula: -unless I’m there to watch.
Mituna: Okay!
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