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Mituna: Latula? Latuuuuuuuuuula lalalala ‘Tula? UGH! Latula isn’t anywhere. I can’t find her. I’m horny as fuck. Goddamn. My bulge is going to change colors permanently or some shit.

(Mituna stubs toe)

Mituna: Ow! Stupid fucking chests every-goddamn-where. Who the fuck even thought they were a good idea. Even I know they’re dumb. I wonder what’s in this chest.

(Mituna opens chest)

Mituna: Oh, hell yes. Fucking score! All of Lautla’s sex toys. Shit, she has a lot of them. My bitch’s a freaaaaaaaaaaaaak! Heheheheheheheh.

Mituna: Huh. She’s not around and now I’m even more horny as hell. Her stuff’s here though. Mi casa es su casa and shit, right? Yeah, if I can play with her junk I can play with her junk. Its pretty much a package deal or something.

Mituna: Fuckin’ how do you even turn this stupid thing ON GODDAMN- stupid piece of nooknosing shit-

(vibrator noises)

Mituna: HA!

(Mituna moaning)

Mituna: Turn up, come onnnnn!
(vibrator changes pitch)

Mituna: FFFFFFFFFFFFFuck!

(Mituna moans to climax)

***Double Your Fun***

(buzzing sounds)

Mituna: Godamn that was awesome! No wonder ‘Tula has so many of these things! But I’m still horny and she’s still not here and the second time’s a charm…

(Mituna moaning)

(door opens)

Mituna: Fffffffffffffffffffuck!

Latula: Mituna! Is that MY vibrator you’re playing with?

Mituna: Maybe?

Latula: You wouldn’t use my toothbrush, why would you use my vibrator?

Mituna: Sorry. UGH, How do you turn this fucking stupid thing off?

Latula: Oh, no you don’t! You don’t get to quit until you reach the finish line, badboy.

Mituna: Hehehe! Look at you all fresh and happy to see me even when I’m doneing something stupid.

Latula: It’s only ‘cause I’m crazy in love with you. Now, stop with the talking and get with the moaning.

(vibrator sounds)

(Mituna moaning)

(second vibrator on a different note)

Latula: Two’s your favorite number, right sugarskates?

Mituna: Fuck yes!

(Mituna moans to climax)

Latula: Damn that was hot. But you don’t get to play with my toys ever again-

Mituna: Okay.

Latula: -unless I’m there to watch.

Mituna: Okay!

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