Rose: Happy Birthday, my friend, I apologize I have your gift but it's not quite up to size Let me make this up to you, come on, let's play a game I'll be waiting
Dave: Happy Birthday, my bro, you're finally a man Or something like that, as much as you can Which I admit, a guy like you, isn't very much We love you anyway
Betas: Happy birthday, our dear friend, we're so glad that we have met Glad for all these memories we have and haven't happened yet Even though we're all apart, I will keep this in my heart This bond we share is telling me something's about to start
Karkat: I guess this is it, the day has finally come
Vriska: It's finally here! We're gonna have such fun
John: What the hell, don't talk to me! Just get out of my face Today can't be ruined!
Jade: Happy Birthday, dear John, a gift from me to you It's your special day, I hope to see you soon Wait that hasn't happened yet, forget what I just said ForGET ITTTTT
Betas: Happy birthday, our dear friend, we're so glad that we have met Glad for all these memories we have and haven't happened yet Even though we're all apart, I will keep this in my heart This bond we share is telling me something's about to start
John: I'm in love, oh I'm in love, and I love it quite a lot
Betas: I'm in love with the love I have for all the friends I've got
I'm in love, oh I'm in love, but I wouldn't change a thing We're in love with what we've got and that's all that we'll be needing