Homestuck: The Musical - The Ultimate Riddle | Текст песни

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• Homestuck: The Musical
• The Ultimate Riddle

NANNA:
Through the seven gates of the medium, a battle is at hand
An endless war of dark and light has spread throughout the land
The orbits of your planets found a planetary battleground
Unevolved, unresolved, until you walked in as planned

JOHN:
*What?*

NANNA:
The ultimate riddle is the puzzle of your quest
Will you rise and take the prize, will you put this war to rest
The ultimate challenge is a journey with your friends
Oh my dear, you mustn’t fear, though on you we all depend

JOHN:
*What!*
I don’t understand what any of this has anything to do with me
I never asked for all of this, I’m sure you will agree that
I am just a kid, and if it’s all the same
This was all supposed to be a video game

NANNA:
*Yes!*
But every game and show needs a hero as you know
And my boy, you are the one who has claim to all this funThe ultimate riddle is the puzzle of your quest
Will you rise and take the prize, will you put this war to rest
The ultimate challenge is a journey in your heart
So tell me, are you ready for your adventure to start?

JOHN:
*So, this is still a game, and I’m the hero! Hey, I’m like Mario!*

NANNA:
*Yes dear, but without the fantastic facial hair.*

NANNA:
As you know, you can bring to life many things with the kernalsprite
But your enemies gain the strengths and flaws of every prototype

JOHN:
But the monsters here don’t look like you

NANNA:
I was made after you came through
To the medium

JOHN:
Oh man am I ever glad I got that right

NANNA:
Now dark and light bring their armies forth with kings and queens at the lead
But destiny calls a predetermined fate, and light will taste defeat
My boy, this is where you come in, with your friends to take the win
Build to your gate, prepare to fight, and take the win for light

NANNA: The ultimate riddle JOHN: is the puzzle of my quest

NANNA: You can rise and take the prize JOHN: I will put this war to rest

NANNA and JOHN:
The ultimate challenge is a chance to prove our worth

JOHN:
We will find my friends, beat this game, and save the earth!

NANNA:
*Oh, I’m afraid not, dearie!*

JOHN:
*Wait, what? What do you mean?*

NANNA:
*The Earth is done for! Kaput! Not a thing you can do about it.*

JOHN:
*Oh.*