NANNA: Through the seven gates of the medium, a battle is at hand An endless war of dark and light has spread throughout the land The orbits of your planets found a planetary battleground Unevolved, unresolved, until you walked in as planned
JOHN: *What?*
NANNA: The ultimate riddle is the puzzle of your quest Will you rise and take the prize, will you put this war to rest The ultimate challenge is a journey with your friends Oh my dear, you mustn’t fear, though on you we all depend
JOHN: *What!* I don’t understand what any of this has anything to do with me I never asked for all of this, I’m sure you will agree that I am just a kid, and if it’s all the same This was all supposed to be a video game
NANNA: *Yes!* But every game and show needs a hero as you know And my boy, you are the one who has claim to all this funThe ultimate riddle is the puzzle of your quest Will you rise and take the prize, will you put this war to rest The ultimate challenge is a journey in your heart So tell me, are you ready for your adventure to start?
JOHN: *So, this is still a game, and I’m the hero! Hey, I’m like Mario!*
NANNA: *Yes dear, but without the fantastic facial hair.*
NANNA: As you know, you can bring to life many things with the kernalsprite But your enemies gain the strengths and flaws of every prototype
JOHN: But the monsters here don’t look like you
NANNA: I was made after you came through To the medium
JOHN: Oh man am I ever glad I got that right
NANNA: Now dark and light bring their armies forth with kings and queens at the lead But destiny calls a predetermined fate, and light will taste defeat My boy, this is where you come in, with your friends to take the win Build to your gate, prepare to fight, and take the win for light
NANNA: The ultimate riddle JOHN: is the puzzle of my quest
NANNA: You can rise and take the prize JOHN: I will put this war to rest
NANNA and JOHN: The ultimate challenge is a chance to prove our worth
JOHN: We will find my friends, beat this game, and save the earth!
NANNA: *Oh, I’m afraid not, dearie!*
JOHN: *Wait, what? What do you mean?*
NANNA: *The Earth is done for! Kaput! Not a thing you can do about it.*