VIC: I love to be a British Queen I am Victoria, you see Now where's my British butler, with my British cup of tea? BUT: Tea is not from Britain, ma'am From India it was brought, Yes, for your cup a-thousands died And many wars were fought. VIC: British things, B-British things It seems that tea is not BUT: British things, B-British things Can I sweeten it a jot? VIC: Do tell me sugar's British though? BUT: No, it's Carribean imported For sugar in your cup of tea, Slavery's been supported I know it's wrong, your Majesty, But slaves in Africa, Work hard in fields of sugar cane, To sweeten up your char (?) BOTH: British things, B-British things, I thought that there were many, British things, B-British things, BUT: Afraid there's hardly any. You know your British cotton vest? VIC: What's wrong with it, explain? BUT: The cotton's from America, And picked by VIC: slaves again, BUT: Your empire's built on fighting wars, That's how your income's swollen, Your British things are from abroad, And most are frankly stolen, BOTH: British things, B-British things, I thought that there were many, British things, B-British things, It seems there's hardly any. VIC: Whatever next? Go on, pray tell, BUT: Our British Queen is foreign as well? VIC: It's true, I am of foreign descent, BUT: And your husband, Albert, VIC: A German gent. At least I've got a British name, BUT: Victoria's Latin, VIC: That's a shame! BOTH: British things, B-British things, There are none, we declare. All our favourite British things Seem to come from elsewhere...