G IV: I'm George the Fourth - The Regent King, Which means I was just ‘standing in’… Acting king because my dad, George the Third, had gone barking mad!
G III: Banana!!!
G IV: Great palaces I did design – Buckingham was one of mine. Art and Fashion - I so rated.
G III: And wives?
G IV: … That’s more complicated… Actresses and Duchesses - The great loves of my life. I loved more girls than I ate pies, But I couldn’t stand my wife!
G III: He couldn’t stand his wife!
G IV: Go away!
G IV: I only married Queen Caroline When my debts began to climb, Cos if I agreed to tie the knot
G III: I said I’d pay off the lot!
G IV: But the wedding caused all sorts of strife Because I already had a wife
G III: A divorced catholic?!
G IV: dad did sigh… But the mad old goat just wouldn’t die!
G III: Still here! Oooh – spoke too soon.
G IV: At last - I can go solo!! As true king my reign began! …Though I was now older than your nan. And as the ruler of our nation, I banned my wife from my coronation. And knowing now that I did hate her, She promptly died just three weeks later. But all those pies that I got through Meant ten years later I died too!
G III: … Hello – Have we met? I’m a kangaroo!
G IV: Actresses and Duchesses - The great loves of my life. I loved more girls than I ate pies, But I couldn’t stand my wife! I had just ten years on the throne Do you remember that? No – all that you remember is… I was really fat…