The sun's beating down it don't get much better SPF 55 protects me from this dangerous weather I got my towel, I got my shades, I got my drink in reach We're ready for a relaxing day at the beach
We didn't know a lot but that would never hurt us All the while, we sunbathed and we breathed through snorkels All along as we played and burned the beach turned red Forshadowing an invasion from the dead
We got mummies at the beach We got mummies in the sand We got mummies in the souvenir shop Why won't they stop? They'll never stop
Scaring children, having picnics, eating sandwiches, Playing fetch and marinating in their bandages They stole my spot, they popped my ball and then they crushed my castle These stinkin' mummies are one smelly hassle
Now, our vacation doesn't have a happy ending We're giving up because we got tired of defending Our way of fun out on the beach has gone from cool to crummy The terror alert has gone from red to mummy