I had a friend which is true you know. Oooh not much of a friend in the end. That's how it goes I suppose. A friend like that in to telling me so no. I never liked him that much, I never hurt him so please Ooooh. I had a girlfriend it's true you know, Ooooh not much of a friend in the end. She got? to go I suppose. You know the kind that your friends all love? I wasn't all that amused, I think I just had enough.
I gotta do is to be a better lover, would you stick around with me? And if all I gotta do is to be a better plumber, could I break your toilet and see? And if all I gotta do is spend my money without crying now, Would you stick around with me? And if all I gotta do is to be more like my brother. Will you still remember me?
Yeah.
I had a friend which? is true you know Not much of a friend in the end That's how it goes I suppose.
I had a girlfriend once it's true and even If I chucked that girlfriend in the end Then that's how it goes.
I had a toupee too ooh Not much of a toupee OK? It never grows I suppose. The glue is stinging my head is sore. It was embarresing too When I have gone to the door (or 'when I got chucked out the door')
I gotta do is to be a better lover Would you stick around with me? And if all I gotta do is to be a better plumber, Could I break your toilet and see? And if all I gotta do is spend my money without? crying now Would you stick around with me? And if all I gotta do is to be more like my brother. Would you still remember me baby?
All I gotta do. Ooooooh. All? I gotta do. Ooooooh. Ooooooh.