Worked hard at school Did all the right things Got a job, got a car, got a girl Went and got the girl a ring Go to your church and sing your happy hymns And you think your little Jesus that you're just like him
I've met Jesus I've met Jesus I've met Jesus And he's nothing like you Nothing like you
I know you think you're right But you've got it all wrong, And you're fighting the good good fight But you're not that strong You're a bigot, you're a bore with a fundamental flaw Jesus doesn't love you just for keeping all the laws
I've met Jesus I've met Jesus I've met Jesus And he's nothing like you Nothing like you
Fun is fornication Everything's a sin If Jesus was a bouncer He'd never let you in You're a judas, you're a jury You get drunk on your own fury If I thrill you it will kill you but you'll never get to heaven Cos you'd die of shock again
I've met Jesus I've met Jesus I've met Jesus And he's nothing like you There's no resemblance whatsoever I've met Jesus I've met Jesus I've met Jesus And he's nothing like you Nothing like you