Quickly checking what company he's in Absorbing values like a chameleon His rhythm and his method have got out of line When you sit on a fence you get a sore behind
Must not upset the apple cart He'll choose your views today Having some kinda conflict Seems to get right in his way
Chorus Whoa...rubber morals Whoa...rubber morals Whoa...rubber morals, plasticine ideals See how this one feels
The men in st. peters will not agree to a slipping On his conscience like he slips on a johnnie He's a part time socialist and a part time tycoon Flags of convenience fly in his cocoon
Must not upset the apple cart Preserve the status quo His heart felt convictions Left a long time ago
A sign over his bed will testify Is there nothing in his life from which he'd live or die A pale shade of grey lines a vacant head With our condom-nation you are blessed
Must not upset the apple cart He'll choose your views today Having some kinda conflict Seems to get right in his way